Friday, June 17, 2011

I am taking bookings for the "Wigandia Intergalactic Un-design Extravaganza' (only one ticket per show)

 
A truly wonderful top seat is available for this totally egalitarian event without grace or favour. The delegate will enjoy the many delights to be had in this unique and truly wonderful part of the Galaxy. A cut lunch (and Thermos) will be provided and our truly wonderful 400 gallon rainwater supply will be on tap 24 hours a day for the duration of your truly wonderful experience.
Inspiration is optional.

8 comments:

  1. I'll attend, but in non-material form, the better to appreciate the lecture on un-design.

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  2. No lecture/talk/speech but maybe some prattle..consider yourself booked/attended and having had a truly wonderful time and i am thrilled you did not take up the option to be inspired. Truly wonderful.

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  3. I'll attend, but I want a back row seat....

    or is that the same as a front row seat?

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  4. After the performance, a guided back stage tour would be delightful.

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  5. Lorne M. Ower said...
    I'll attend, but I want a back row seat....

    or is that the same as a front row seat?

    June 18, 2011 10:32 AM

    One seat fits all and one can relocate said lightweight (like the garden owner) seat wherever one likes but that honour only comes with the 'inspirational'(truly wonnerful) option..I am however looking into purchasing a skyhook which may or may not be the best vantage point and anyway that concept position is probably best suited to English garden critics who rarely ever leave their Island.

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  6. Tony Woo said...
    After the performance, a guided back stage tour would be delightful.

    June 18, 2011 1:05 PM
    Hi Tony its great to have you wing by from California and as you are one of the fortuante few who have gotten off their bum to come hear me speak in the U.S.A in 2006 i will allow you the 'inspirational' option free of chatge..Backstage is difficult though as all that I possess is front of stage and as you well know truly wonnerful.

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  7. Yikes its the Duchess of Narong..hi K not many seats left in this Simpleposieum. (only one)

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